Dream 1: There were two action figures (they were really Ken dolls, but they didn't like being called "dolls"). One was named Dirk, but he insisted that it was pronounced "deerk".
Dream 2: I dreamed I was in my bathing suit, asking someone to put sunscreen on my back. There was a mirror behind me, and I caught a glimpse of myself. I had long, dark back hair. I started freaking out, wondering why I hadn't noticed it before. I was trying to think of some way to either get rid of it or hide it, but I was at the water park in Michigan Adventure, and there was nothing I could do.
I woke up and I actually thought I had that ugly back hair.